{"product_id":"funny-office-a-frame-sign-answer-desk-rates-humorous-work-desk-decor-plaque-meme-business-price-list-prop-viral-office-gag-gift","title":"Funny Answer Desk Rates Sign – Office Desk Gag Gift","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"\n  max-width:720px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  background:#F5F2EA;\n  color:#171717;\n  font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\n  line-height:1.6;\n  overflow:hidden;\n\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"\n    background:#F5B800;\n    padding:30px 20px;\n    text-align:center;\n    border-bottom:6px solid #171717;\n  \"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"\n      display:inline-block;\n      background:#171717;\n      color:#F5B800;\n      font-size:11px;\n      font-weight:800;\n      padding:6px 13px;\n      margin-bottom:12px;\n      letter-spacing:1px;\n    \"\u003e⚠ OFFICE POLICY UPDATE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"\n      margin:0;\n      font-size:24px;\n      line-height:1.25;\n      font-weight:900;\n    \"\u003eAnswer Desk Rates\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"\n      margin:9px auto 0;\n      max-width:500px;\n      font-size:14px;\n      font-weight:600;\n    \"\u003eBecause answering everyone's questions for free was getting a little ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- THE JOKE --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"\n    padding:25px 20px;\n    text-align:center;\n  \"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:28px;margin-bottom:5px;\"\u003e😂💼\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"\n      margin:0 0 9px;\n      font-size:19px;\n    \"\u003eYour New Office Pricing Policy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"\n      margin:0 auto;\n      max-width:550px;\n      font-size:14px;\n      color:#5E5A53;\n    \"\u003eGive coworkers fair warning before they approach your desk. 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